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“SRK: I would like to frisk Angelina Jolie - Glamsham” plus 4 more

“SRK: I would like to frisk Angelina Jolie - Glamsham” plus 4 more


SRK: I would like to frisk Angelina Jolie - Glamsham

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 04:28 AM PDT

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Hate Each Other - Anorak

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 02:19 AM PDT

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Hate Each Other

7696163DID you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie "really HATE each other"?

You do now because the National Enquirer tells us so on its front page.

"Feuding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were unable to conceal their hatred for each other" at the Hollywood premiere of his latest movie."

We know this not because Brad Pitt says he loves his lover but because Dr Lillian Glass - "top body language expert" – has studied photos of the couple and can now tell all:

"This says it all about how far this couple has grown apart."

Readers get to see pictures of Brad and Angelina entwined.

"Brad is looking up, possibly at fans, while Angie looks teary-eyed and totally aloof, holding on to her dress as a kind of security thing."

Hey, the dress needs to go back?. And can you look emotional and aloof at once? Angelina Jolie can – which is why she is a top Hollywood actress and you are not.

"Their bodies are facing in totally different directions, an indication of how much they hate each other."

Next time your partner looks away from you, you'll know. To save the pain, when they turn their back run away. Don't look back. Just go. And remember as your flee the words of Dr Gillian Glass:

"There is nothing compatible about this couple who appear totally at odds – as though they really hate each other."

Anorak has obtained pictures of the Hollywood premiere and having taken a course in bodyology I can translate for you:


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The Secret Life of a Human Tattoo Machine - Reason.com

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 07:27 AM PDT

It wasn't long ago that tattoos were the exclusive province of Popeye and grizzled ex-cons. To sport a tattoo—the name of a drunken one-night stand, scrawled in a fading blur—marked the wearer as both low class and weak on impulse control.

Not anymore. About 25 percent of Americans between the ages of 18 and 50 sport tattoos, says the American Society of Dermatological Surgery, and that percentage is only going to increase as everyone from Angelina Jolie (who has scripted the longitude and latitude of her adopted children's birthplaces on her body) to Mike Tyson (portraits of Che and Mao complement a warrior face stencil) keeps upping the ante.

In Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink, Jeff Johnson gives a salty tour of the shops that nervous mothers once forbade their sons and daughters from visiting. As the co-owner of Sea Tramp Tattoo Company in Portland, Oregon, and a practicing artist who has wielded an ink-and-needle gun that "smacks the skin between 60 and 120 times per second" for decades, Johnson's got an endless supply of stories to tell.

There's the homesick Lone Star State G.I. who drew a copy of his state's flag from memory for the artist to create and then returned later shouting, "This ain't the flag of Texas, and I ain't no fuckin' Portugese!"

Musing on dozens of cases of surprise tattoos gone wrong, Johnson notes, "It's amazing how many people can't spell their spouse's name."

Woven throughout Johnson's funny, outlandish, and sometimes disturbing anecdotes about drug-addled tattooists who fall asleep while blotching the arms of customers, scam artists who promise sex for services rendered, and the still-at-large serial killer who embazoned his victims' names on his body, is an intricately rendered history of a once-marginal service industry.

The reason why old tattoos turned greenish-blue? The mercury necessary for a top-notch black ink was requisitioned for World War II. Thirty years or so ago, says Johnson, no one cared much for quality or cleanliness.

"The customers were drunks, bikers, weirdos, and college kids. But more than that, we the artists were predominantly fuck ups."

That's no longer the case, argues Johnson, whose affecting personal story from slacker to serious craftsman neatly parallels the rise of the tattoo industry from side-show to mainstream.

Indeed, Tattoo Machine helps explain why ink is on the rise. We live in an age in which we increasingly personalize our clothes, our coffee drinks, our Web browsers, our hair color. Why not our bodies?

The inks are brighter and longer-lasting, the designs more ambitious, and the shops today are clean and safe, says Johnson. At a few hundred dollars, "the quality of art is often better than what a middle-income person could afford to spend on a painting for their home."

And one thing's for sure. That flaming skull on your shoulder blade is a better conversation starter than a generic seascape above your fireplace.

Nick Gillespie is editor in chief of Reason.tv and Reason.com. A version of this story appeared in the Sunday, August 16, 2009 edition of The New York Post



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(PHOTOS) Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt "Inglourious Basterds" Los Angeles ... - Post Chronicle

Posted: 11 Aug 2009 10:27 AM PDT

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt "Inglourious Basterds" Los Angeles Premiere - Everyone's favorite actress and mother of six, Angelina Joie, and her baby daddy Brad Pitt hit the Red Carpet Monday for Pitt's 'Inglorious Basterds' film premiere - and they looked hot.

Angelina Jolie, who has six children with her lover Brad Pitt, was looking absolutely stunning Monday night in her sexy, black leather dress and strappy heels.

Popeater reports: Every now and then, someone shows up to a red carpet and shows the world exactly how it should be done. There's an art to looking happy, posing and appearing altogether fabulous, and Angelina Jolie did exactly that in a black leather dress at the Hollywood premiere of Brad Pitt's 'Inglorious Basterds' on Monday night.

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Brad Pitt Fell Asleep on Inglourious Basterds Set - Showbizspy.com

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 05:40 AM PDT

Brad PittBrad Pitt kept falling asleep on the set of his new movie Inglourious Basterds.

According to the film's director Quentin Tarantino, Pitt was so exhausted by his hectic family life (he raises six children with partner Angelina Jolie), he used to retire to his trailer to catch 40-winks.

"We usually try to discourage sleeping on the set, but it can happen from time to time," Tarantino told chat show host David Letterman.

"Because Brad has a big family at home, sleeping on the set is the only time he gets to sleep."

Tarantino said he enjoyed working with the Fight Club star. "He's a blast," enthused the movie-maker.

"It's the old adage, 'You treat actors like stars and you treat stars like actors.'

"And it actually works out really good that way."

Inglourious Basterds opens in US movie theaters later this week.



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